I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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