I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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