he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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