Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
i think my mom watched the whole time
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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