It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm bleeding and have questions
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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