some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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