Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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