So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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