i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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