i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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