Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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