Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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