you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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