dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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