I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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