She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
