You really coming over, don't trick.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
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