She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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