i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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