just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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