This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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