we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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