He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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