just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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