Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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