That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
