i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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