how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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