we're blogging at a bar
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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