1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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