Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
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