I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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