so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
I want a musical about memes.
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