That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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