margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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