wake up i wanna do it froggy style
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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