captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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