that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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