Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Randomize
