is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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