Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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