It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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