420 ftw
You can't motorboat a personality
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
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