so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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