Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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