Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
as a side note pls kill me
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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