dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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