i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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