He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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