i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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