u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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