Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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