we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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