Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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