If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
Randomize
